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"Being green, easy it is not." --Yoda training Kermit
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*First woman in space*

"Houston, we have a problem."
What’s the problem?
"Never mind."
What’s wrong?
Please tell us.
“I`m fine."
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Girl messes up guy`s hair = cute.
Guy messes up girl`s hair = death.
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"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*
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Mom: "Why is everything on the floor?!"
Me: "Gravity, mom"
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If you don`t have skinny genes, don`t wear skinny jeans.
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I`m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
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my least favorite animals are children
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That Moment when your 6-yr old pretends she`s all grown up and takes charge of setting the table
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#thatmoment when you`re walking in the middle of walmart & private parts begin to itch. Why then? Why not in the car?
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