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Grandma: "Why is there a piece of cheese on the TV!?" Me: "Grandma please! That`s Spongebob!"
Status By: anonymous
*Hear footsteps* Me: "Crap!" *Shuts computer down and grabs book* *Mom walks in* "Hey mom!"
Status By: anonymous
"You go ask my mom." "Why!?" "Because she won`t say `No` to you."
Status By: anonymous
One Direction? Well we know it ain`t straight...
Status By: Jacob
You always know you`re in trouble, when your friend is staring off in space and gives you a creepy smile.
Status By: Lexi
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did.
Person 1: Can I ask another?
Person 2: You just did again.
Person 1: I give up.
Status By: Cam
When life gives you lemons, take it, it’s free.
Status By: Jennifer
If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
Status By: anonymous
"I wasn`t that drunk", "DUDE! You jumped in the pipe screaming "MARIO! I KNOW YOU`RE IN THERE!"
Status By: anonymous
Don`t steal. The government hates competition.
Status By: Sonja


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