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If you never jumped from one couch to another to save yourself from the lava, then you didn`t have a childhood.
Status By: anonymous
It`s funny how you keep checking your phone like someone loves you. They don`t.
Status By: anonymous
Dear sidewalk, Please get wider... Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded...
Status By: anonymous
If something Bad happens you drink in attempt to forget, If something good happens you drink to celebrate, And if nothing happens you drink to make something happen !
Status By: Valerie
You know you`re in trouble when your mom screams your whole name.
Status By: anonymous
LIKE IF: Saying nevermind when you’re just too lazy to re-explain the whole story.
Status By: anonymous
What does Dora teach? 2% Spanish. 98% Backpack! Backpack!
Status By: anonymous
2pac + Eminem + 50 cent = 2 packs of M&M`s for 50 cents.
Status By: anonymous
Guy: "Age is just a number." Me: "Well then jail is just a room."
Status By: anonymous
Txt messages from a stalker - You gave me a wrong number, but I got the right one.
Status By: anonymous


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