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Sometimes I just wanna ask my farts, "Why Now?" (._. )
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"Let`s talk dirty ;)" ... "What?!" .. "I said it`s 12:30!"
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I`ve always wondered how police on bikes arrest criminals... It`s like, "Alright, get in the basket!"
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Saying "Beer can" with a British accent sounds like "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
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Don`t wear skinny jeans, if you don`t have skinny genes
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What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard.
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*spank* . DIDN`T . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND !
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That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You`ve won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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"IS SHE PREGNANT?" "I don`t know. Go ask her." "NO! WHAT IF SHE`S JUST FAT?"
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