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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
Status By: anonymous
Big girls don`t cry. (They eat)
Status By: Roseanne
Oh Mickey, you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn`t read that, you sang it.
Status By: anonymous
I hate like when like people always like say the word "like" after like every like other word... Now, press the Like button(;
Status By: Emma
11:10... "One more minute!" *Gets distracted* 11:12. "Seriously?"
Status By: anonymous
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
Status By: anonymous
I wonder how cops on bikes arrest people?
"alright now get in the basket!" :)
Status By: anonymous
Question: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Answer: roberto
Status By: anonymous
When you really want to slap someone, do it and say MOSQUITO!
Status By: anonymous
"you ask!" "no, you ask!" " I`m not gonna ask, you ask!" "uh fine, excuse me! my friend would like to ask you a question!"
Status By: anonymous


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