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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.
Status By: anonymous
You know that your house is messed up when your mum thinks all Italians are part of the mafia...
Status By: Yashith
Those days where being Line Leader made you feel the #coolest...And everyone behind you was your #bitch.
Status By: Mario
When on the run and getting away you must say, "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
Status By: Sarvesh
Hi, I`m a mirror and I was just wondering why you take pictures of me?
Status By: anonymous
I accused my friend of being gay yesterday... He was so angry he hit me with his purse.
Status By: anonymous
"So how far have you gone with a guy?" "....Well there was this one time..we made eye contact. It was awesome."
Status By: anonymous
Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.
Status By: anonymous
That moment when you`re watching a dancing show with your parents. Inside: Imagining yourself doing those moves. Outside: Poker face.
Status By: anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook & this year, he`s getting you clothes for christmas.
Status By: anonymous


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