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I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)
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What does a horse eat? Hay. What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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BLONDE: "What does GTG mean?" BRUNETTE: "Got to go." BLONDE: "Ugh! Every time I ask someone they have to leave!"
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I bought a self-help cd online. It was called "How to Handle Disappointment". When the package arrived it was empty!
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Do u know that GRAVITY is stronger at morning . . . . It is proven in the fact Its so hard to get up from the bed.
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That moment when you hear your mom mention your name on the phone and all you think is "what the hell is she saying about me now?"
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what did the Zero say to the 8? ................. nice belt!
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When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
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Mom: "YOU`RE GROUNDED." Me: "Psh. Fine I don`t care." Mom: "Give me your phone then." Me: "OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU."
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friend: HEY YOU`RE BLOCKING THE VIEW! me: I am the view.
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