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I went out with a girl who`s a dentist last night. She said she had a great time and would like to see me again in about six months.
Status By: anonymous
I`ve been told I have a face for photoshop.
Status By: anonymous
Facebook account is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account!
Status By: anonymous
I think it`s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they`re scared. I`m like... you idiot, that`s the first place monsters go!
Status By: anonymous
Boss: We need you to do a drug test... Me: Great! Which drugs am I testing?
Status By: anonymous
Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teen girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
Status By: anonymous
Never give up on your dreams! Keep sleeping.
Status By: anonymous
I almost when to jail today... #Monopoly gets so intense. :O
Status By: anonymous
You know you`re a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
Status By: Dorian
What`s the difference between you and a calendar? ..A calendar has dates.
Status By: anonymous


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