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Whoever said "money can’t buy happiness" didn’t know where to shop.
Status By: anonymous
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Status By: anonymous
Lies Told In Texts - I`m almost there. (When you actually haven`t even left the house.)
Status By: anonymous
If you wanna make a good deal, sell happiness & get paid by a nice gratefulness smile.
Status By: anonymous
I wasn`t that drunk. Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.
Status By: Dustin
I watch pom. I know that you misread that, didn`t you?
Status By: anonymous
Lazy fact #75483959723, You were too lazy to read that number.
Status By: anonymous
I never understand why people take pictures of themselves giving the finger... seriously, was the camera mean to you or something?! o_O
Status By: anonymous
1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
Status By: anonymous
This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don`t say sex.
Status By: anonymous


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