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I`m not flirting. I`m just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
Status By: anonymous
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you go to grab somebody sexy and tell them ‘hey’, but your hand hits the mirror.
Status By: anonymous
dear icebergs, sorry about global warming. karma`s a bitch. sincerely, the titanic.
Status By: anonymous
anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. :)
Status By: anonymous
The akward moment when your brushing your teeth and you realize that your using someone else´s brush
Status By: Ramona
Dear Pinocchio, So.. all I have to do is lie? Sincerely, Voldemort.
Status By: anonymous
When i die don’t write “R.I.P” on my grave… write “B.R.B”
Status By: anonymous
"How do I look?" Friend: "You look fine." Good Friend: "You look really pretty." Best Friend:"You look horrible"
Status By: anonymous


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