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Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
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Dear Hair, if you`d cooperate, we wouldn`t have to do this the hard way. Sincerely, Hot straightener.
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Marshmallows can`t fly, I can`t fly. Therefore I am a marshmallow...
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Dear Headphones, stop having rough sex in my pocket. Sincerely, tired of untangling.
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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual...
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The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs...
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I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOOOUS!
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"I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you stared at a box of juice because it said: Concentrated.
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Hi, I`m your bed… and we`ve slept together ;)
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Paper cuts: So small… but so evil
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