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A burp is just a fart that took the elevator
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Bees are a good example of Karma; once they sting someone… they die
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waiting alone in the car; Everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist...
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That embarrasing moment when when you realize that person wasn`t waving at you.
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It`s all a lie... the "Made in China" stickers are actually made in Mexico. O_O
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The awkward moment when someone`s zipper is down & you don`t know whether to tell, because you can`t explain why you were looking that low
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"Don`t try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend`s place.
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If I ever write a story of my life, don`t be surprised when your name appears like a billion times.
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Boys wanna get an attention from girls? Easy, call them slut & you`ll get slapped.
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Don`t forget that the cow goes moo... the duck goes quack quack...and the night club goes, oontz oontz oontz oontz!
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