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Cell phones should have the option to change "airplane mode" to "drunk mode" that way my drunk texts never leave my phone...
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You know you`re stoned when you look at your dog and ask "did you say something?"
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"I wasnt that Drunk".
Dude, you were walking around naked trying to put your phone in your pocket.
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"I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you told me to give you a ride home... the party was at your house.
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That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can`t figure out what you meant.
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That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
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That moment of shame when you toss a paper ball into the trash, and you miss, then you have to get up and go get it.
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Dear mom, just because you and your friend are best friends, doesn`t mean me and their kid will be best friends as well.
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Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
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" I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
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