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"Connect your charger." ... Why don`t YOU do it "smart" phone?
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when your parents trying to be funny in front of your friends.
Status By: anonymous
What time is it?.. Theres a clock right there ``DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?``
Status By: anonymous
*Walking around supermarket* *Don`t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
Status By: anonymous
This is my care cup, \_/ oh look it`s empty.
Status By: anonymous
Officer: Did u know your back light is out
Guy: Well no sir. I dont know if you noticed... Im inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage
Status By: Eli
"HEYY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" . " What", " Can you turn my light off?"
Status By: anonymous
TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I`m fine. 2) That was my last piece of gum. 3) I`ll call you back. 4) I`m on my way. 5) I never got that text.
Status By: anonymous
"And I was like`...". "Really, you said that?" "No, but I was thinking it."
Status By: anonymous
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
Status By: Eli


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