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Funny Facebook statuses

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"I wasn`t that drunk." "Dude, you ran up a tree saying look how big this piece of broccoli is!"
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The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation.
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"Are you crying?" "No, I`m impersonating a fountain."
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Mom look... mom come on.. MOM hurry... MOM... you missed it.
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prank call : "Hello, dominos?" ... "Yes, how may I help you?" ... "What`s the number to call Pizza Hut?" ;)
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Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie...
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Want someone to stop texting you? Answer their texts with this- Error 23: SMS Not Delivered; The number (your number) has blocked you.
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You kids are 11 and you have cellphones already? Who do you talk to? Sponge bob??
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I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
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That awkward moment when your mom yells at you in front of your friends.
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