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Person dies in movie; "Eh. They probably desevered it." Puppy dies in movie: "WHAT THE HECK! WHAT DID THE PUPPY DO?!"
Status By: anonymous
Dear iTunes, please realize that when I put you on "shuffle" I mean "play all of my favorite songs". Sincerely, skip... skip... skip...
Status By: anonymous
Student: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "No!" Student: "I`M ON MY PERIOD!!!!!!" Teacher: "...but your a boy..."
Status By: anonymous
*FIRE ALARM* Teacher: "Okay children, stay in your seats just for a minute." Student: "Just gonna stand there and watch me burn.."
Status By: anonymous
A dog thinks: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. A cat thinks: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God.
Status By: Poh
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
Status By: Poh
"You ask." "No, you ask!" "Will you please ask?" "Why can`t you ask?" "Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you`re with someone you JUST met. "So..you like..uh, stuff?"
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you get home from school and look at yourself in the mirror thinking `did I really look like this all day?`
Status By: anonymous
My Nan Always used to say stop biting your nails so i bite my sisters instead
Status By: Jodie ʚϊɞ


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