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Dude, you were so drunk you kept falling over... No I wasn`t. I was breakdancing!
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That awkward moment when you take a nap & wake up the next day.
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"Sex scene on TV + Parents in same room + No sign of remote = Awkward Atmosphere"
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I`m fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I`m a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter, And even in both of her diaries.
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Person: You`ve changed. You: Yes.. I can`t help it, I`m a transformer!
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Me : Dad, I want to go to a 50 cent concert. Dad: Here is one dollar. Take your sister too. lol
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Dear middle school girl who thinks she`s a Victoria`s Secret model, mind if I borrow a tissue? Sincerely, it`s falling out of your bra.
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LIKE IF: Yelling ``STAY!`` at a non-living object that keeps falling over as if it`s going to listen to you -_-
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Oh really? you need space? join NASA!!!
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Dear fourth grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What`d he do, steal your animal crackers?
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