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I wasnt that Drunk ." Dude we found you trying to seduce a tree."
Status By: anonymous
Girls, at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there.
Status By: anonymous
If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.
Status By: Kalia
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
Status By: anonymous
I’m not clumsy. It’s just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.
Status By: anonymous
``Dude, she just called you disorganized!`` "Oh hell no.. Hold my...oh shit were is it!"
Status By: anonymous
"Dude she just called you irresponsible!" "Oh hell no.. Hold my steering wheel!"
Status By: anonymous
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .
Status By: anonymous
I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)
Status By: anonymous
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Status By: anonymous


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