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Isn`t it weird how fairies are always females and the demons always male??
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"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
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Dear shampoo commercials, why doesn`t it make my hair shiny? Sincerely, it doesn`t work.
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With great power comes a great electric bill
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High heels are a man`s invention to make it harder for a woman to run away.
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`What` and `if` are such a harmless words, but if u put it next to each other `what if` those words will haunt you forever.
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Dear Human, You get mad when I wake you up, & you also get mad when I don`t wake you. Sincerely, Confused Alarm Clock
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Remember when using "protection" meant wearing your helmet?
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I don`t hate you but, My attitude has issues with your personality
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