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marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. :)
Status By: anonymous
me: Damn it`s hot as hell outside!
me: *wears all black*
Status By: anonymous
if i had $1 for every time i got called beautiful i`d have $1 , thanks mom :)
Status By: anonymous
"Did your mom drop you as a baby?"
"Yeah, into a pool of sexy."
Status By: anonymous
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
Status By: anonymous
why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents
Status By: anonymous
Guy: "Haven`t I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore"
Status By: anonymous
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
Status By: anonymous
Sometimes Its just Me‬ and a Talking Tom‬ .
Status By: Rich
Mom: why is everything on the floor?

Me: gravity mom
Status By: anonymous
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