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My neighbor obviously doesn`t watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i`m still fixing the damn sink.
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primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
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*listens to “big girls dont cry” while crying* *cries even more because now I’ve also disappointed Fergie*
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"hey since you’re up can u-" *sits down*
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I call my mom a milf and she actually gets angry...I`m complimenting u!!!
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A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
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My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them straight in the eye and said, "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause..." & walked away like a boss.
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