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We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they`ll dig the wrong way. It`s called thinking ahead guys.
Status By: anonymous
I would like to post ads on Craigslist. "IPhone 5s for $20!" Along with the number of people who annoy me...
Status By: anonymous
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Status By: anonymous
teacher: "where`s your homework?"
me: where`s leonardo`s oscar?
Status By: anonymous
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
Status By: anonymous
That lion king moment, when you hold your phone in the air to get a better reception.. :D
Status By: Ali
You think you have relationship issues? Try separating me from my bed in the morning.
Status By: anonymous
If you can`t handle me at my Amanda Bynes, you don`t deserve me at my Beyonce.
Status By: anonymous
World: Hey check out this sport we made called football.
America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.
Status By: anonymous
Adding "if you know what I mean" at the end of an ordinary sentence to make it sound sexual.
Status By: anonymous
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