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My Bathroom sign reads " Realize your dreams beyond this door, because this is where the shit happens!"
Status By: anonymous
A recent study shows that people who teaches Maths have Lots of Problems
Status By: anonymous
Yesterday I put a status that i am going 2 sleep Shirtless 2night & after sum time I got notifications that, 7 Mosquitos like this.
Status By: anonymous
good job, you`re the biggest bitch i know. wanna cookie?
Status By: anonymous
Yes phone, I realize I have a low battery. Thanks for alerting me 50 million times.
Status By: anonymous
You was born to be a pessimist. Your blood type is B Negative
Status By: Jeremy
When life gives Lady Gaga lemons, she makes a dress out of them.
Status By: anonymous
Don`t u hate it when you`re texting lying down & all of a sudden ur phone decides to be NINJA & slip through your hands & attack your face?
Status By: anonymous
If your relationship status on Facebook says, ``complicated``. Stop kiddin yourself & make it to "single"
Status By: anonymous
I`m so amazing that I can fall up the stairs and pull a door that says push.
Status By: anonymous


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