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If you`re gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Status By: Jasmine
The awkward moment when you can`t read your own handwriting... and you`re like "WTF did I just write?!....
Status By: Usama
When a package says "Easy Open" I end up using scissors, a knife, a gun and a lightsaber..
Status By: Usama
Today, I saw a baby with a shirt that said, "I`m what happened in Vegas." ;)
Status By: anonymous
I just realized that the word "short" is longer than the word "long".
Status By: anonymous
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice faster when you are after it and too slow when you are in it!! :p
Status By: Divya
"There is no "emoticon" to express what I am feeling right now." - The Simpsons (1989)
Status By: anonymous
When a woman says no, she means no. But when a man says yes it means he probably didn`t understand the question.
Status By: anonymous
I`m not a bad driver, I just don`t like lights telling me what I can or cannot do.
Status By: anonymous
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, i want to be there.. just in case it needs help.
Status By: anonymous


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