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Dictionary is the only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Status By: Usama
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Father: A banker provided by nature.
Status By: Usama
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
Status By: Usama
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Status By: Usama
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Status By: Usama
If history repeats itself, I`m totally getting a dinosaur.
Status By: anonymous
Girl: "I`m breaking up with u." Boy: "Ok, can I get a last hug?" *Girl hugs boy* Girl: "Wait, are u covered in glue?" Boy: "Heh.." ;)
Status By: anonymous
I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house..:-)
Status By: anonymous
Most of the time best friends have conversations impossible to understand by other people! ;)
Status By: anonymous


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