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Whenever you feel your phone vibrate but it really didn`t you think there`s something wrong with you.
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Am I the only one who feels like a complete idiot when other people sing "Happy Birthday" to me?!
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I`m a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn`t get a laugh. is a poem.
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I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others!
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Life is like a role of toilet paper; long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
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Dear Phone, i`m sorry for dropping you, yelling at you, forgetting to charge you, and throwing you. Love, Carless User.
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I`m not addicted to alcohol. I`m just in an abusive relationship with it
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My Girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
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As a kid i was a OUTSTANDING student. Most of the time I used to stand outside the class :-)
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