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If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
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If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.
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That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you`re shopping, and when you`re almost near the cashier, they`re not even back yet.
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I like turtles because they`re so chill. They don`t hurt anyone. They`re just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I`m gonna take my time getting there, I`m not in a rush. Because I`m a turtle."
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I did it on my bed... I did it on the couch... I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession. ;)
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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Is it strange if I ask my ex if I could use her as a reference on my resume for a new girlfriend?
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Gravity... The only thing that can keep me down :)
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Theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos. :)
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When life gives you ORANGES, stand on top of a tall building, and throw them at people. It`s fun :D
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