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Strangers think I`m quiet. My friends think I`m out-going. My best friends know that I`m completely insane.
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if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service)
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Bruises: 5% try & remember how they got it; 4% dont realize they have it; 90% poke it & see how much it hurt; The other 1% does all 3
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Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
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Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
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My room is not messy. It`s an obstacle course designed by me to keep me fit ;).
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girls dictionary: Go away= I need a hug;I already have a bf= I dont, ur so ugly;Im busy= I wanna see how u make an effort
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trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
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Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
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