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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
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Mom:"You got a package!" "Thanks, Mom!"...... *pop pop pop pop pop pop pop* Mom:"What are you doing??" "Popping bubble wrap!"
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I don`t hate you....... I just don`t like that you exist.
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`i`m a ninja.` *prove it.* did you see that?` *see what?* `exactly.`
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3am phone call: "Hey, are you asleep?" You: "No, I`m skydiving."
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I didn’t trip, I was testing the gravity. It still works.
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When you were younger the best feeling in the world was trying to run up a slide and succeeding.
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I remember when I was 5 and the biggest diss was, "I know you are but what am I?"
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*At the gym, boy starts doing sit ups* Boy: 1...2...3... *Hot girl walks by* Boy: 153...154...155... ;)
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