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They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
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Boy: When u smile, I want ur lips. When u cry, I want ur tears. When u sleep, I want ur dreams. Girl: I`m on the toilet, u want my shit too?
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There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
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They sell Universal remotes at Wal*Mart… can you believe that power like that is available to just anyone! Crazy.
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Never fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
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Without me it`s just AWESO
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I asked if she liked my handsome face or my sexy body. After looking me up and down, she said my sense of humor.
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Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money.
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I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: “CHECKOUT TIME IS 18″
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