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Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
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I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don`t want to start any trouble, but shouldn`t that be an even number?
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is going to jail, directly to jail. he is not passing go. he is not collecting $200.
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Procrastination (verb)-What you`re probably doing now.
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I don`t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Wow. Sarcasm. That`s way better than having friends.
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Everyone has photographic memory... some just don`t have film.
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Blonde goes into PC World looking for curtains, assistant says: `You don`t need curtains for a PC`. Blonde replies: `Hello, but mine has windows!!`
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall - he didnt get bruised, he didnt get bumped - Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped.
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Went home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.
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