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Dear Santa, this year, please send
clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy`s computer.
Status By: anonymous
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that, I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.
Status By: anonymous
promises I`m not stalking you. By the way, you`re out of milk
Status By: anonymous
Just remember, when you’re feeling down: You were that ONE sperm that won the race.
Status By: anonymous
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF!!
Status By: anonymous
‎"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
Status By: anonymous
There is no hetrosexual way to eat a banana in a male prison.
Status By: anonymous
if you cant laugh at yourself, ill be happy to do it for you. :)
Status By: anonymous
They say “don’t drink and drive” but yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. It made me feel dangerous!
Status By: anonymous
Uh oh…just saw the little devil from my left shoulder drop kick the little angel off my right shoulder a minute ago…this can’t be good.
Status By: anonymous


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