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I don`t friend zone people, I relationship zone them... you wanna be friends? too bad. we`re dating.
Status By: anonymous
*Feels attractive*
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"It`s not you, it`s me!" - Two twins fighting for a picture.
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Girl to girl: "Awhh, you`re really pretty!" "Thank you so much, you are too!"
Guy to guy: "You`re handsome" "Wtf? Dude are you gay?"
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person: I like your name
me: thanks, I got it for my birthday
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accidentally punched myself in the face trying to pull my blanket up, if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does
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When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning. 29% Complaining. 70% Playing with stuff I just found
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Bored? Simply place a deck of playing cards on someones ceiling fan. Sit back and enjoy.
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Question: What do you call a fish with 3 eyes? ... Answer: a fiiish.
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Me: Siri tell me a joke.

Siri: *turns on front facing camera*
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