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Kim and Kanye named their child North West... that kid`s life is already going south.
Status By: anonymous
"Backpfeifengesicht" is a German word to describe `a face in need of a slap`.
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Dolphins, yeah! They think they`re so cute. Oh, look at me, I`m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain`t I something?-Chum (Nemo)
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What if I just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth.
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when I wake up from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I`m 350% more ugly and 900% mad
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When I die, I want to be buried with sunglasses on and my hands behind my head. So when I deteriorate, I’ll be the chillest skeleton ever.
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I'm trying to think of a miley Cyrus joke but its just not twerking
Status By: Pace
I love tweeting while crossing the stre
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[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
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Cop: "Sir, what`s in the bottle next to you?
Me: "Water."
Cop: "Sir, this is wine."
Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"
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