Connect
You can connect to the site using facebook to add statuses and make them yours in a click. facebook login


Hi, as you know facebook become a large part of our social life, statusbook.net gives you an opportunity to check if your Likes will be liked. Or if you want a great facebook likes ideas here is the place that everyone shares it. When you will connect the site using facebook login button you could update your status in a click and add some likes of your own.

Funny Facebook statuses

Hi, We recommend you to Login to the site, people who login using facebook can update their status in a click, and suggest new original statuses to the site .
That moment when you walk through a spider web and instantly turn into a karate master.
Status By: anonymous
Roses are red...
Violets are red..
Tulips are red...
Bushes are red...
Trees are red...

Oh god my gardens on fire!
Status By: anonymous
"Today is not my day" - everyday
Status By: anonymous
10pm: time for bed.
11pm: time for bed.
12am: time for bed.
1am: time for bed.
2am: time for bed.
3am: time for bed.
4am: SH*T
Status By: anonymous
3 things I will never understand:
1. The meaning of life.
2. The universe.
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
Status By: anonymous
When people ask me what`s the one thing I`d bring to a deserted island, I think its pretty obvious... a f**king boat.
Status By: anonymous
shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you
Status By: anonymous
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance of becoming famous closer.
Status By: anonymous
Think of a number.

Double it.

Add eight.

Half it.

Minus the number you started with.

Close your eyes.... It`s dark, isn`t it?
Status By: anonymous
Police: "Where do you live?" Me: "With my mom." Police: "Where does your mom live?" Me: "With me." #lol
Status By: anonymous


StatusBook is a fan site and is not affiliated with Facebook in any way. we here to bring you the best quotes and statuses for facebook :) so if you like what we do please share on your facebook status .

Terms of use | Privacy