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Wanna hear a construction joke?
...I`m working on it.
Status By: anonymous
The reason I`m single: Not forwarding those chain messages when I was 12.
Status By: anonymous
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
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I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
Status By: anonymous
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartbreaks makes you wiser.
And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
Status By: anonymous
your mom is named mom… my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related
Status By: anonymous
Airlines have now banned tweezers I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezer deserves the plane...
Status By: anonymous
Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges.
Status By: anonymous
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Status By: anonymous
Here`s to the kids who know the difference between they`re, there and their.
Status By: anonymous


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