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That awesome moment when you got a question wrong on a test but your teacher accidentally marked it correct.
Status By: anonymous
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
Status By: anonymous
Admit it, at one point in time you were attracted to a cartoon character.
Status By: anonymous
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I`d just laugh and search with them.
Status By: anonymous
Dear weather man....Don`t try and educate me on mother nature... Bro, just tell me pants or shorts tomorrow...
Status By: anonymous
Why is there a show called "When animals attack?" It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
Status By: anonymous
You know you`re lazy when you get excited about canceled plans.
Status By: anonymous
That lion king moment, when you hold your phone in the air to get a better reception..
Status By: anonymous
*a teacher goes on a date*
guy: can I kiss you.
teacher: I don`t know, CAN you?
Status By: anonymous
If a mouse family ever stole my smart phone and used it as a flat screen TV, then I`m ok with it, as long as they`re happy.
Status By: Arif
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