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They say "don`t drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I`m a badass.
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So many things I wanna say. But there`s too many things still in the way.
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here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
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What do you mean I don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!
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I`m not saying I`m batman but answer me this, have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?
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How many Mexícans does it take to build a....... oh shit, they`re done.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times, good job, you’re the guy who makes the trailers for the Paranormal Activity movies.
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Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves through an iPhone`s front camera, instant depression.
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Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw then shit gets real.
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Well.. enough about me, let`s talk about you. What`s your favorite thing about me?
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