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Age is just a number? yeah, and jail is just a room.
Status By: anonymous
Please, if I ever offend you, it`s because I meant to.
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I hate when I lose things at school, like my pencils and papers and life ambitions.
Status By: anonymous
GIRL: "Dad, I am lesbian."
SISTER: "Me too dad."
DAD: "Doesn`t anyone like guys here!?"
SON: "I do."
DAD: -_-
Status By: anonymous
You better have a license, cus you’re driving me crazy.
Status By: anonymous
I farted in the Apple store the other day and everyone got pissed. Not my fault they don`t have Windows.
Status By: anonymous
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on....."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Status By: anonymous
Zombies eat brains, you`re safe.
Status By: anonymous
I would die [on temple run] for you.
Status By: anonymous
Dear girls, don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Status By: anonymous


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