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After I was born the Doctor had to slap my ass to get me breathing, I was so pissed after that I didn`t speak to anyone for almost two years
Status By: anonymous
I don`t normally do this, but like for a like?
Status By: Aaron
`LOL` the biggest lie on the INTERNET.
Status By: anonymous
Never trust the guy at the gym working out in normal clothes
Status By: anonymous
I wasn`t mad.
Then you asked me 10 times if I was mad.
Now I`m mad.
Status By: anonymous
Mom: “You do realize that one day you’ll have to pay for all your own things.”
Me: “Yes but today is not that day.”
Status By: anonymous
Any time a bird craps on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, just to show the birds what I`m capable of.
Status By: anonymous
I`m on a seafood diet ... I see food and I eat it. ;)
Status By: anonymous
*In principals office*
Principal: "Have a seat."
Me: "Thank you!" *Picks up chair and leaves*
Status By: anonymous
Imagine all the retarded things a dog sees their owners do each day
Status By: anonymous


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