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To my future kids: You`ll start off with a flip phone. Idgaf if the iPhone 13 is out by then, you`re gonna know the struggle.
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Is your name wifi? Cuz I`m feeling a connection..
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Why is peter pan always flying?He neverlands.I love this joke because it never grows old.
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Dwayne Johnson, paper
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Today my friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dav.
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While in the shower:
2% Washing.
8% Singing.
90% Winning fake arguments.
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If you were a transformer, you`d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
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When I draw birds, I draw flying mustaches...
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The main difference between me and a calender is that a calender actually has dates.
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When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
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