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I have a date tonight, with my bed. We`re totally gonna sleep together.
Status By: anonymous
No, I`m not lazy. I`m just very protective of my seat.
Status By: anonymous
Wake Up. Kick Ass. Repeat.
Status By: anonymous
Lazy Rule: If you spill water. It will eventually dry
Status By: anonymous
Whats black and always in the back of a cop car?
A seatbelt.
Status By: anonymous
Me: *Cleans room* *Finds missing homework, old books, and cure for cancer*
Status By: anonymous
I`m making a killing selling home security systems. It`s easy. All I do is say "Hello"... At 3am... while sitting on the end of their bed.
Status By: anonymous
_eyyy se_y _ady -Hangman Style
Status By: anonymous
Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.
Status By: anonymous
Midnight bathroom trip...eyes forward, avoid mirrors, happy thoughts!
Status By: anonymous


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