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At first it was "Okay" and then "ok" and now "k" and soon it will disappear and you`ll all regret it .
Status By: anonymous
If a girl from Iceland & a guy from Cuba have a kid together...... Will it be an Icecube?
Status By: anonymous
"Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?"

Nope. I don`t have enough energy for that.
Status By: Maggi
Apparently evolution decided tails were useless, but nipples on men made sense.
Status By: anonymous
Its all fun and games until you see a pic of what you looked like in 6th grade.
Status By: anonymous
My mom said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready. I’m sick of all these lies, it`s tearing our family apart.
Status By: anonymous
Your hand writing is good, so you have less chances of becoming a doctor.
Status By: Sizwe
Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
Status By: anonymous
LIKE IF: Me: "Yes, mom I understand!"
*2 minutes later*
"Wait, what did she want me to do again??"
Status By: Dinesh
No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better.
Status By: anonymous


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