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That long sarcastic laugh you give before you say NO!
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I don`t trust anyone who smiles before 9am..
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If you find yourself in a situation where you`re about to get your ass kicked, just get naked. Nobody wants to fight a naked guy.
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There`s no cool way to chase a bouncing ping pong ball.
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I wasn`t that drunk... Dude `You asked a uniformed cop to hold your weed`
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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
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Don`t exercise fat people are harder to kidnap.
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It makes sense that animals pee on something to mark their territory. I mean if someone peed on something, most people would be like, "Eww, okay. That`s yours now."
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Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said "May I please have a cigarette?". I can`t believe kids this age are already so polite.
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I spend 800% of my life exaggerating.
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