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Air Freshener: Because there`s no louder way of telling the whole house you just pooped.
Status By: anonymous
Sharks are just dolphins who went to the military.
Status By: anonymous
Omg that`s a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit?
Status By: anonymous
Me, fail English?! Thats Unpossible!
Status By: anonymous
Dear rappers, please stop putting police sirens in your songs. Sincerely, a paranoid driver.
Status By: anonymous
NASA is saying that later on today the sky will get very dark and the day will end. They are calling this... night time.
Status By: Brie
Mayan Guy: Hey wanna beer? Other Mayan Guy: I`m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don`t finish it won`t be the end of the world.
Status By: anonymous
Nothing says “I don’t give a shit” like a Hawaiian shirt.
Status By: anonymous
Cop- "FREEZE!" Criminal- "Everybody clap your hands!"
Status By: anonymous
It`s hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. "Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem..."
Status By: anonymous


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