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When I was kid, I watched Spongebob... Wait... I still do.
Status By: anonymous
Dear Glee, I`m pretty sure cheerleaders don`t wear their uniforms 24/7. Sincerely, an actual high school student.
Status By: anonymous
What do you call a white man on a basketball team? Coach...
Status By: anonymous
The trickiest tongue twister in the English is apparently ``Sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick``.
Status By: anonymous
"I Love You"
"OMG,really? What a coincidence!"
"Why? You love me too?"
"No,I love myself too!"
Status By: Favour
"Pssst! Hey Patrick?" "What?" "I thought of something funnier than 24" "What?" "25"
Status By: anonymous
Alien 1 : " Did The Humans Receive Our Message?" Aliens 2 : " Yes, But They Named It Dubstep and dance to it."
Status By: anonymous
Rule of math: If it seems easy, your doing it wrong.
Status By: anonymous
I`m not trying to impress you, but I can say "Voldemort" out loud.
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Looking at graffiti on a bridge: Some people: that`s vandalism! Other people: that`s some dope art! Me: how the hell did they get up there?
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