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If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and smells like a duck, it`s probably a Unicorn wearing a duck costume.
Status By: Dragos
There is no angry way to say "bubbles" (TRY IT :) )
Status By: anonymous
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
Status By: anonymous
I hate school it`s so stressful and you have to wear pants.
Status By: anonymous
Son: What`s a touchdown? Dad: I`m not sure son, we`re jets fans.
Status By: anonymous
I used to think guns were loud until I dropped the damn shampoo in the shower.
Status By: anonymous
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing .
Status By: anonymous
Friends: Your so sexy! I can`t believe your single! Crush: Outta my way you demented potato .
Status By: anonymous
I bought 2PACS of M&M for 50 Cent And i ate Them With ICE TEA That Had Ice cube
Status By: Moinul
Mom: "If your friends jump off a bridge, would you jump too?" Me: "Uhm, how high is the bridge?"
Status By: anonymous


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