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You know you`re ugly when you`re the one asked to take the photo.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. :D
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Yes officer, I saw the "speed limit" sign, I just didn`t see you.
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I want to take a yoga class, but I can`t trust my farts.
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Someone told me I was immature....well guess who`s not allowed in my tree house anymore?
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To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant...what the hell would make you think that?
Status By: anonymous
Scams are everywhere on the INTERNET. Send me two payments of $19.95 and I will show you how to avoid them!
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Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver.
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That moment when you have so many things to do so you decide to take a nap instead.
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Imagine if you called the wrong number and the person who answered was a celeberty. "Hello" "Mom?" "No. This is Morgan Freeman"
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