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When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it`s for them.
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Parents: "I`m in a bad mood. I think I`ll go yell at my kids so they`re in a bad mood too."
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Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that`s Nicki Minaj.
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l bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.
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What`s the formula for holy water? H2OMG!
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One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark.
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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathrooms at Taco Bell.
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To do list: 1. Buy a turtle. 2. Name it "The Speed of Light". 3. Be able to honestly say "I can run faster than The Speed of Light"
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Don`t let people push you around, unless you`re in a wagon, cause that shit would be fun.
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Who is this "feat." and why is he in so many songs?
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