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My friend Carlos got his car stolen. We just call him Los now
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"I wasn`t that drunk" "Dude, you were sitting on the floor with your arms around a hobo, singing `We Found Love` by Rihanna"
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Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there`s an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH"!
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I`m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
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Oh, excuse me Mr. Swagger, either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.
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me: I`m going out. parents: with friends? me: Nope, with pokemon.
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Using moms money: I`m going to buy that, and that. $150? I`m definitely buying that! Using my money: $5? Maybe thats too much..
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Two beer or not two beer." -Shakesbeer
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Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
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Fat guy: "I have a 6 pack." Me: "Where?" Guy: "Under my fat. It`s shy."
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