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I got 99 chores and I ain`t did one - Lay Z
Status By: Treshaun
I am NEVER playing scrabble with Lil Wayne again! He makes up too many words.
Status By: Alex
Do you have a pencil "Nope" *Looks down at bag of pencils* *Evil laugh*
Status By: anonymous
I make weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose.
Status By: anonymous
Dear parents, I am fully aware that money doesn`t grow on trees. That`s why I`m asking you for it.
Status By: anonymous
Vodka is just awesome water.
Status By: anonymous
I am so broke I am being sponsored by a kid in Africa..
Status By: anonymous
My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they`re like, "It wasn`t that hard."
Status By: anonymous
"I`ll catch a Grenade for you". i dont think Bruno Mars has ever seen Jersey Shore.
Status By: anonymous
My favorite text message: "i`ll be there in 5 minutes. if not, read this again."
Status By: anonymous


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