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"Mom look!" "Very nice" Oh thatÂ’s cool how you saw without actually looking
Status By: anonymous
abcdefg, gummy bears are chasing me, 1 is red, 1is blue. now the green one has my shoe, now i`m running for my life,because now the pink one has a knife.
Status By: Hannah
Textaphrenia. A disease found in teens, in which they think they have heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Status By: anonymous
I wish Pokemon battle music came on whenever I see someone that I hate.
Status By: anonymous
I don`t even look like Nicki Minaj - Cotton Candy
Status By: anonymous
Putting your hand on your hip for a picture because you`re a great teapot.
Status By: anonymous
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Status By: Dorian
"I love you" "OMG, really? What a coincidence!" "Why? You love me too?" "No, I love myself too!"
Status By: anonymous
saying "do I smell popcorn" right after you fart. so everybody takes a deep breath.
Status By: anonymous
You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Status By: anonymous


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